Getting A (Single) Life

Notes on an individual existence

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ofgeography:

what do i look like to u joey, a FORTUNE TELLER??? listen. listen. i do not have a five year plan. i do not have a two year plan. i DO NOT YET KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO EAT FOR LUNCH. what i know is that in five years i plan to be reasonably happy and not in prison. HAPPY AND NOT IN PRISON, JOEY, THAT’S WHAT’S ON THE DOCKET.

This speaks to me.

ofgeography:

what do i look like to u joey, a FORTUNE TELLER??? listen. listen. i do not have a five year plan. i do not have a two year plan. i DO NOT YET KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO EAT FOR LUNCH. what i know is that in five years i plan to be reasonably happy and not in prison. HAPPY AND NOT IN PRISON, JOEY, THAT’S WHAT’S ON THE DOCKET.

This speaks to me.

“and i said to my body. softly. ‘i want to be your friend.’ it took a long breath. and replied, ‘i have been waiting my whole life for this.’”

—   nayyirah waheed (via roserosetyler)

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expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

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archiemcphee:

Behold the sweet, sticky, deep-fried awesomeness that is the Double Hundred Dozen, for those days when a single dozen doughnuts simply won’t suffice. It’s the the biggest box of doughnuts we’ve ever seen and it was just unveiled in London by Krispy Kreme UK for their new Occasions offering.

The 3.5 m (~11.5 ft) long box contains 2,400 Original Glazed doughnuts. It took eight staff members worked together to fill the box and load it onto the delivery truck. The company is currently holding a contest to celebrate the launch of their large-scale delivery service. One lucky business will win a Double Hundred Dozen. We hope the winners aren’t messy eaters, because that’s how you get ants.

And please, should you dare to order a Double Hundred Dozen doughnuts, please make sure you brush and floss after feasting on all that sugary fried dough.

[via The Telegraph, the Daily Star and Krispy Kreme UK]

jenawithonen JENA.

Of course, this interests me greatly. Do they deliver to residences, I wonder?